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Two dishtowels presented on a pink sunburst background. The first towel is Home Sweet Shitshow and the second one is Eat My Taco.

Two brand new towels!

Give your kitchen a kick in the ass with these new pretties.

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Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a small cottage with hearts, devils, unicorns, stars, and booze coming out of the chimney along with the words Home Sweet Shitshow — Home Sweet Shitshow dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a woman holding a plate of tacos and the text Eat My Taco. — Eat My Taco dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel against a pink background with caption "Folded view." The dishtowel has pink vintage floral illustrations and the text Fuck Around and Find Out. — Fuck Around and Find Out dishtowel
$14.95

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Buzzed and a watercolor-style bee and thistle illustration. The back of the coaster is baby blue, which matches the background on the front of the coaster. — Buzzed drink coaster set - bee and thistle
$8.49

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Put Your Drink Here You Naughty Bitch and vintage flower illustrations. The back of the coaster is russet red, which matches one of the flowers on the front. — Put Your Drink Here You Naughty Bitch - Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

A complete set of four identical napkins. They read this fucking meal was made with love. They are all folded in the same manner of the same design. — This Fucking Meal Was Made With Love cloth napkins - set of 4
$39.95

A complete set of four identical napkins. They read bon Appetit bitches. They are all folded in the same manner of the same design. — Bon Appetit Bitches cloth napkins - set of 4
$39.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of an R V trailer in a forest setting with the phrase I Sleep Around. — I Sleep Around kitchen towel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase suns out buns out and an illustration of a happy cartoon hotdog and sun — Sun's Out, Buns Out! kitchen towel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase rock out with your cock out. The illustration is of a rooster with black and white feathers — Rock out with your cock out dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with floral illustrations and the phrase not a jizz towel — Not a Jizz Towel dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with phrase Best Goddamn Dad in yellow text and a red starburst illustration. — Best Goddamn Dad dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hot dog and fireworks and the phrase Father of the Fucking Year. — Father of the Fucking Year dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of cross stitch flowers and the phrase Fuck All Yall. — Fuck All Y'all dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an floral illustration and the phrase Fuck This Shit. — Fuck this shit - floral dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with floral illustrations and the phrase Jizz Towel. — Jizz Towel dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase Bless Your Heart in large script text with smaller text with the punchline Translation You Stupid Fucker. — Bless your heart dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase Bitch, Peas and an illustration of peas in a pod. — Bitch, Peas dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a funny cat wearing a hat an a necklace with the phrase Fucking Cat Lady. — Fucking cat lady dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with floral illustrations and the phrase Cunty in decorative type. — Cunty kitchen towel
$14.95

Cloth Dinner Napkin Sets

Set of four cotton dinner napkins by Bad Grandma Designs featuring lemon and blossom illustrations and the phrase Bon Appetit Bitches

"Bon Appetit Bitches" cloth napkin set

Set of four cotton dinner napkins by Bad Grandma Designs featuring vintage look floral illustrations and the phrase So Fucking Yummy Absolutely Fucking Delish

"So Fucking Yummy" cloth napkin set

Set of four cotton dinner napkins by Bad Grandma Designs featuring vintage look blue floral and geometric illustrations and the phrase This Fucking Meal Was Made With Love.

"This Fucking Meal" cloth napkin set

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Buzzed and a watercolor-style bee and thistle illustration. The back of the coaster is baby blue, which matches the background on the front of the coaster. — Buzzed drink coaster set - bee and thistle
$8.49

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Put Your Drink Here You Naughty Bitch and vintage flower illustrations. The back of the coaster is russet red, which matches one of the flowers on the front. — Put Your Drink Here You Naughty Bitch - Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Whooo needs a fucking drink' along with a vintage illustration of an owl in the night sky. The back of the coaster is solid black. — Whooo Needs a Drink - Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text You're not too drunk to use a coaster, sweetie in black font on a white background, surrounded with illustrations of flowers and leaves. The leaves are green and the flowers are pink and orange. The back is solid green. — You're Not to Drunk to Use a Coaster - Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Have a Gay Day in 1970s font with a background of a pink and yellow sunburst. The back is solid yellow. — Have a Gay Day! Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Enjoy, Fucker! in black font on a white background, surrounded with illustrations of flowers and leaves, stylized in purple and pink. The back is solid purple. — Enjoy, Fucker! Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

FREE GIFT WRAP

Who the fuck has time to wrap gifts? Not you! So let the Bad Grandma do it! For a limited time, you can have your purchases wrapped for FREE. (Offer good for a limited time only.)

Your dishtowels will be wrapped in fabulous tissue paper with shiny metallic dots and festooned with ribbons that look like unicorn pubes. It will look both fancy AND schmancy!!

All you have to do is click the checkbox in your shopping cart when you check out.

P.S. If you want to order wrapped gifts for more than one recipient, please contact Bad Grandma, and we'll contact you so that you don't have to place multiple orders online.

Example of free dishtowel gift wrapping offered by Bad Grandma Designs.