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Alcohol, Cannabis, Etc.

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Folded dishtowel with the satirical phrase Ask your doctor is vodka and valium are right for you and an illustration of a hand holding a shot glass with green liquid. — Ask Your Doctor - Vodka and Valium dishtowel
$14.95

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Buzzed and a watercolor-style bee and thistle illustration. The back of the coaster is baby blue, which matches the background on the front of the coaster. — Buzzed drink coaster set - bee and thistle
$8.49

The top of the Dank tin, showing design elements on a blue background with red text that reads "Dank" — Dank Stash Tin - purse-size food-safe tin box, decorative tin
$9.99

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a glass of beer and the phrase Dinner is Served. — Dinner is served (beer) dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a martini with olives and the phrase Dinner is Served. — Dinner is served (martini) dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a glass of red wine and the phrase Dinner is Served. — Dinner is served (wine) dishtowel
$14.95

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Enjoy, Fucker! in black font on a white background, surrounded with illustrations of flowers and leaves, stylized in purple and pink. The back is solid purple. — Enjoy, Fucker! Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

Folded dishtowel with an illustration animals floating with helium balloons and the phrase Fuck It Lets Get High. — Fuck it let's get high dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a red wine stain and the phrase Hell Yes You Can Dance Sincerely Wine. — Hell Yes, You Can Dance. Sincerely, Wine. dishtowel
$14.95

The folded view of the Ho Ho Holy Fuck dish towel. The text reads "HO HO HOly fuck I need a drink" with a side view of Satna Claus's face. He is holding his nose with his thumb, pinkie, and ring finger, and holding a cigarette between his middle and index finger. — Ho Ho Holy Fuck dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration that looks like hand stitching featuring a house with a hand sticking out of the window holding a bottle of booze and the phrase Home is Where the Vodka is. — Home is where the vodka is dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of grapes, a glass of red wine, and a bottle of wine and the words I Fucking Love Wine. — I Fucking Love Wine dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with a black-and-white illustration of a corkscrew with the phrase I Pull Out. — I PULL OUT dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a unicorn leaping in front of a rainbow and the phrase I'm High as Fuck. — I'm high AF dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a funny cat with a tiara of pink flowers and the phrase I'm Tripping Balls. — I'm tripping balls dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a cocktail and the phrase Liquor I Hardly Know Her. — Liquor?! I hardly know her! dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with a tarot card like illustration of a berobed person holding a glass pipe and a smoking rolled cigarette. The bottom of the card says Marijuana. — MARIJUANA Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase No I don't do drugs why do you have some? The illustration is of a cartoon unicorn smiling, with a rainbow mane and a star on its belly — No! I Don't Do Drugs dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the text PLEASE FUCK OFF I NEED MY COFFEE and an illustration of an exhausted person holding a massive cup of coffee. — Please Fuck Off I Need My Coffee kitchen towel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase prebake to 420. The illustration is of a cartoon woman pulling brownies out of the ovens, holding up a peace sign, and wearing green sunglasses with marijuana leaves on them — Prebake to 420 dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase puff, puff, pass motherfucker. The illustration is of a cartoon elderly woman holding a water pipe and lighter, smiling — Puff Puff Pass dishtowel
$14.95

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Put Your Drink Here You Naughty Bitch and vintage flower illustrations. The back of the coaster is russet red, which matches one of the flowers on the front. — Put Your Drink Here You Naughty Bitch - Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

Folded dishtowel with the phrase say perhaps to drugs. The image on the towel is a vintage looking woman in a red dress looking content — Say Perhaps to Drugs kitchen towel
$14.95

Folded view of of the Silent Night dish towel. The text is white on a red background, reading "Silent night holy night all is calm I took Xanax". The design features classic Christmas elements, along with an illustration of a child in a blue coat holding a puppy. — Silent Night - I Took Xanax dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring a hand emerging from a dark cloud holding an overflowing beer glass with the phrase The Beer — THE BEER Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring a cup filled with coffee surrounded by 4 stars with the phrase The Coffee — THE COFFEE Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring women dancing and holding glasses of wine with the phrase The Wine — THE WINE Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase today's gonna be dope. The illustration features a cartoon sun with eyes and a smiling face surrounded by cartoon marijuana leaves — Today's Gonna be DOPE dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase trust me, I'm high. The illustration features a cartoon unicorn sitting on a cloud holding a bunch of heart-shaped balloons — Trust Me, I'm High dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the humorous phrase Wanna smoke? alpaca bowl. The text is in a cartoon illustration of a minature alpaca standing on top of a marijuana pipe. — Wanna Smoke? Alpaca Bowl dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase weed can do it. The illustration features an imitation of Rosie the Riveter holding a marijuana cigarette blowing out smoke. The background is yellow. — Weed Can Do It! dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase Weed? I haven't seen any weed. The illustration features a cartoon pug dog wearing a floral wreath. — Weed? I haven't seen any weed dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the phrase whiskey because it's Ireland somewhere. The illustration features a hand holding up a half full glass of whiskey and ice — Whiskey, Because It's Ireland Somewhere dishtowel
$14.95

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text Whooo needs a fucking drink' along with a vintage illustration of an owl in the night sky. The back of the coaster is solid black. — Whooo Needs a Drink - Drink Coaster Set
$8.49

Folded dishtowel with the phrase wine get fucked up the classy way. The illustration features a wine glass, grapes, and a section of cheese. — Wine: Get Fucked Up the Classy Way dishtowel
$14.95

Folded dishtowel with the satirical phrase Xanax it's what's for dinner. The text is surrounded by illustrations of kitchen implements in pastel colors. — Xanax - It's What's For Dinner dishtowel
$14.95

The front and back of the round drink coaster. The front features the text You're not too drunk to use a coaster, sweetie in black font on a white background, surrounded with illustrations of flowers and leaves. The leaves are green and the flowers are pink and orange. The back is solid green. — You're Not to Drunk to Use a Coaster - Drink Coaster Set
$8.49