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    These zany dishtowels were suggested by customers. Bad Grandma loves you, you crazy bitches. (P.S. If you have an idea for a towel, please send it to Grandma. If you are the first to suggest it and we use it, we will send you a free towel!)
    Folded view of the A la chingada los trastes dishtowel. This dishtowel features a rubber glove, middle finger, and soap bubbles as well as the humorous phrase.
    A la chingada los trastes dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase ALV éstas pinches alergias and an illustration of a bee, flowers, and grass.
    ALV éstas pinches alergias dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with illustration of matzo ball soup and the text Ballin.
    Ballin Matzo Ball Soup kitchen towel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with illustration of potato latkes, sour cream, and apple sauce and the text Boom Shaka Latke.
    Boom Shaka Latke Hanukkah kitchen towel
    $14.95
    Close-up view of a dishtowel with the phrase Florida, Fuck Me Its Humid and an illustration of a sweating sun and clouds.
    Florida - Fuck Me, It's Humid dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a tattooed hand decorating a cake and the Spanish phrase Horneo y hago pendejaditas.
    Horneo y hago pendejaditas dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a dog licking a dinner plate with the phrase I Always Rinse My Dishes.
    I Always Rinse My Dishes dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a tattooed hand decorating a cake and the words I Bake and Fuck Shit Up.
    I bake and fuck shit up! dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a unicorn leaping in front of a rainbow and the phrase I'm Gay as Fuck.
    I'm gay as fuck dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with floral illustrations and the phrase Jizz Towel.
    Jizz Towel dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of concha bread and the Spanish phrase La Concha de tu Madre.
    La concha de tu madre dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of a devil sitting on top of the classic Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas sign. The devil is saying Sin City, Baby.
    Las Vegas - Sin City Babyyyy dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with floral illustrations and the Spanish phrase lávate las pinches manos.
    Lávate las pinches manos dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a cocktail and the phrase Liquor I Hardly Know Her.
    Liquor?! I hardly know her! dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with illustration of a menorah and the phrase Lit as Fuck
    Lit as Fuck Menorah Hanukkah kitchen towel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of the Michigan map as a pair of hands and the phrase Michigan, the Best Hand Job in the Midwest. Cities featured on the map include Marquette, Salut Saint Marie, Mackinaw City, Detroit, Lansing, and Kalamazoo.
    Michigan - The Best Hand Job in the Midwest dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close-up of a dishtowel with the phrase Minnesota. The illustration is of a cartoon cloud with a human face saying in a speech bubble kiss my icy ass, su
    Minnesota - Kiss My Icy Ass dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a wreath of flowers and a bunny and the phrase muerete ala chingada
    Muérete a la chingada dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of asparagus stalks and the phrase Nada mas la puntita
    Nada más la puntita dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase Oregon deep in the beaver state with an illustration of a postcard with a cartoon watercolor beaver that is smiling.
    Oregon - DEEP in the Beaver State dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase save a horse ride a cowboy. The image on the towel is a shirtless man with 6-pack abs tipping his cowboy hat
    Save a horse, ride a cowboy kitchen towel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with illustration of a spinning dreidel and the phrase Spin that Shit.
    Spin that Shit Dreidel Hanukkah kitchen towel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase suck a fucking dick pickle. The illustration is of a cartoon woman holding up a pickle and saying in a speech bubble suck it. Below the illustration are two starbursts: the first says try it; the second says so help me god
    Suck a dick pickle dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase Texas the bigger the hair, the closer to God. The illustration is of a cartoon smiling woman with large red hair.
    Texas - The bigger the hair, the closer to God dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase twatopotamus. The illustration features a cartoon hippopotamus dancing while wearing a tutu
    Twatopotamus dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of a vintage looking illustration of a smiling woman with a cup of coffee and the phrase Y si te tomas una tacita de callate a la chingada.
    Una tacita de cállate a la chingada dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase West Virignia the best hand job in Appalachia. The illustration features a hand imitating the shape of West Virigina, with town names roughly corresponding to where they would be in West Virginia.
    West Virginia - The Best Hand Job in Appalachia dishtowel
    $14.95