Spend $40 and get FREE SHIPPING in USA. Bad Grandma's got your back, dear.
OH HELL YEAH, Bad Grandma has FREE gift boxes! Click here to learn more.
0 Cart
Added to Cart
    You have items in your cart
    You have 1 item in your cart
    Total
    Check Out Continue Shopping

    Browse by tag:

    State & City Designs

    More state-and city-specific towels are coming soon! If you have an idea for a towel for your region, please let Bad Grandma know! If we make your idea into a towel, we will send you the first one free as a thank you.
    Close-up of a dishtowel with the phrase Arizona, Frying Eggs on the Sidewalk and an illustration of a postcard with a fried egg and a spatula.
    Arizona - Frying Eggs on the Sidewalk dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close-up of a dishtowel with the phrase Arizona, Fuck Me It's Hot and an illustration of a sweating sun.
    Arizona - Fuck Me, It's Hot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase Arizona, It's a Dry Heat and an illustration of a skeleton giving a thumbs-up gesture underneath a summer sun.
    Arizona - It's a Dry Heat dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close-up of a dishtowel with the phrase Arizona, Prickly Shit Everywheres an illustration of cacti including saguaro, barrel cactus, and prickly pear.
    Arizona - Prickly Shit EVERYWHERE dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close-up image of a dishtowel with the phrase Bitch, I'm From Arizona and an illustration of a postcard with Arizona scenery.
    Bitch, I'm from Arizona dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a lakeside landscape and the phrase Colorado Holy Shit, Its Fantastic Here.
    Colorado - Holy Shit, It's Fantastic Here! dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a person skiing and the phrase Colorado Snow N Shit.
    Colorado - Snow N' Shit! dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close up of a dishtowel with a smiling marijuana leaf illustration and the phrase Denver Always a Mile High.
    Denver - Always a Mile High dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close-up view of a dishtowel with the phrase Florida, Fuck Me Its Humid and an illustration of a sweating sun and clouds.
    Sold Out
    Florida - Fuck Me, It's Humid dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of cross stitch flowers and the phrase Fuck All Yall.
    Fuck All Y'all dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a Longhorn bull with the phrase I Get So Horny in Texas.
    I Get So Horny in Texas dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of a devil sitting on top of the classic Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas sign. The devil is saying Sin City, Baby.
    Las Vegas - Sin City Babyyyy dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a smiling lemon wedge sitting atom a frowning pear with the phrase Woah We're Halfway There Woaaahh.
    Lemon on a Pear dishtowel
    $14.95
    Detail of a dishtowel with a sweating sun peeking out behind three clouds and the phrase Michigan Fuck Me Its Humid.
    Michigan - Fuck Me, It's Humid dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox. Bunyan has a tree slung over his shoulder. Above him is the phrase I Got Wood in Michigan.
    Michigan - I Got Wood dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of the Michigan map as a pair of hands and the phrase Michigan, the Best Hand Job in the Midwest. Cities featured on the map include Marquette, Salut Saint Marie, Mackinaw City, Detroit, Lansing, and Kalamazoo.
    Michigan - The Best Hand Job in the Midwest dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox. Bunyan has a tree slung over his shoulder. Above him is the phrase I Got Wood in Minnesota.
    Minnesota - I Got Wood dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close-up of a dishtowel with the phrase Minnesota. The illustration is of a cartoon cloud with a human face saying in a speech bubble kiss my icy ass, su
    Minnesota - Kiss My Icy Ass dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase New Mexico we put green chile on every DAMN thing. The illustration is of a large green chile and a red Zia symbol against a yellow oval background
    New Mexico - Green Chile on Every Damn Thing kitchen towel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase Texas big hair, don't care. The illustration is of a cartoon smiling woman with large blonde hair.
    Texas - Big Hair, Don't Care dishtowel
    $14.95
    Close-up of a dishtowel with the phrase Texas fuck me it's hot, y'all and an illustration of a sweating sun.
    Texas - Fuck Me, It's Hot Y'all dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase Texas the bigger the hair, the closer to God. The illustration is of a cartoon smiling woman with large red hair.
    Texas - The bigger the hair, the closer to God dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring a green chile surrounded by 4 clouds with the phrase The Chile
    THE CHILE Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase the Oregon food pyramid. The illustration features a pyramid, similar to the USDA food pyramid, with 4 levels: The first has an illustration of a glass of beer saying beer, the second has an illustration of latte saying saying coffee, the third has an illustration of raw salmon and says salmon, the fourth has an illustration of three marrionberries and says marrionberries.
    The Oregon Food Pyramid dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase the Wisconsin food pyramid. The illustration features pyramid, similar to the USDA food pyramid, with 4 levels: The first has an illustration of a bratwurst saying brats, the second has an illustration of a glass of beer saying beer, the third has illustrations of cheese curds and says cheese curds, the fourth has illustrations of various cheese and says cheese.
    Sold Out
    The Wisconsin Food Pyramid dishtowel
    $14.95
    A closeup view of the design of welcome to Colorado we are so fucking high right now. The illustration is purple mountains with weclcome to on it. The rest of the text is in green below the mountains.
    Welcome to Colorado dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase West Virignia the best hand job in Appalachia. The illustration features a hand imitating the shape of West Virigina, with town names roughly corresponding to where they would be in West Virginia.
    West Virginia - The Best Hand Job in Appalachia dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase I got wood in Wisconsin in red with an illustration of a cartoon Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox above tiny trees in a green field
    Wisconsin - I Got Wood dishtowel
    $14.95