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    Kitchen Basics

    Folded view of the A la chingada los trastes dishtowel. This dishtowel features a rubber glove, middle finger, and soap bubbles as well as the humorous phrase.
    "A la chingada los trastes" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with phrase Big Dick Energy and an illustration of a tarot card showing the bulging crotch of a man's jeans.
    "BIG DICK ENERGY" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase Bitch, Let's Have Brunch and an illustration of a Bloody Mary cocktail.
    "Bitch, Let's Have Brunch" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a glass of beer and the phrase Dinner is Served.
    "Dinner is served" (beer) dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a martini with olives and the phrase Dinner is Served.
    "Dinner is served" (martini) dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a hand holding a glass of red wine and the phrase Dinner is Served.
    "Dinner is served" (wine) dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of three smiling vegetables and the phrase Eat Your Fucking Veggies.
    "Eat your fucking veggies" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a person looking into an oven with the phrase Fuck Off I'm Baking.
    "Fuck Off, I'm Baking" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a yellow rubber kitchen glove with the middle finger extended and the phrase Fuck The Dishes.
    "Fuck the dishes" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration that looks like hand stitching featuring a house with a hand sticking out of the window holding a bottle of booze and the phrase Home is Where the Vodka is.
    "Home is where the vodka is" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a tattooed hand decorating a cake and the Spanish phrase Horneo y hago pendejaditas.
    "Horneo y hago pendejaditas" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with illustrations of 1970s era foods and the phrase Hostess with the Fucking Mostest.
    "Hostess with the Fucking Mostest" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of a vintage looking illustration of a smiling woman with a cup of coffee and the phrase How About a Nice Big Cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
    "How about a nice big cup of STFU" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of two funny chickens looking at a nest with two large eggs and the Spanish word Huevos.
    "Huevos" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a dog licking a dinner plate with the phrase I Always Rinse My Dishes.
    "I Always Rinse My Dishes" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a tattooed hand decorating a cake and the words I Bake and Fuck Shit Up.
    "I bake and fuck shit up!" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a rubber spatula and a bloody chef's knife and the words I Bake So I Don't Kill People..
    "I bake so I don't kill people" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of grapes, a glass of red wine, and a bottle of wine and the words I Fucking Love Wine.
    "I Fucking Love Wine" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a massive black knife sticking into a pumpkin pie and the phrase I Will Cut You.
    "I Will Cut You (pie)" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a massive black knife sticking into a ripe tomato and the phrase I Will Cut You.
    "I Will Cut You (tomato)" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a massive black knife sticking into a Jack O Lantern and the phrase I Will Cut You.
    "I Will Cut You - Jack O' Lantern" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with floral illustrations and the Spanish phrase lávate las pinches manos.
    "Lávate las pinches manos" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with a tarot card like illustration of a berobed person holding a glass pipe and a smoking rolled cigarette. The bottom of the card says Marijuana.
    "MARIJUANA" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the haiku: my kitchen haiku, it's for me it's for you too, was your fucking dish. The illustration is of cherry blossoms
    "My Kitchen Haiku" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with an illustration of a giant black knife with the phrase no bitchin' in my kitchen on the knife. In the background is an illustration of a blood splatter and a bloody hand print
    "No Bitchin In My Kitchen" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase prebake to 420. The illustration is of a cartoon woman pulling brownies out of the ovens, holding up a peace sign, and wearing green sunglasses with marijuana leaves on them
    "Prebake to 420" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase suck a fucking dick pickle. The illustration is of a cartoon woman holding up a pickle and saying in a speech bubble suck it. Below the illustration are two starbursts: the first says try it; the second says so help me god
    "Suck a dick pickle" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring two cooked bacon strips in an X formation surrounded by 4 clouds with the phrase The Bacon
    "THE BACON" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring a hand emerging from a dark cloud holding an overflowing beer glass with the phrase The Beer
    "THE BEER" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring a green chile surrounded by 4 clouds with the phrase The Chile
    "THE CHILE" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring a cup filled with coffee surrounded by 4 stars with the phrase The Coffee
    "THE COFFEE" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring a giant hand emerging from a dark cloud holding a fully loaded taco above a coastal village with the phrase The Taco
    "THE TACO" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of an illustration of a faux tarot card featuring women dancing and holding glasses of wine with the phrase The Wine
    "THE WINE" Kitchen Tarot dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded view of the two in the pink, one in the sink dishtowel. This dishtowel features a rubber glove with index and and middle finger together and extended, the ring finger and thumb touching, and the pinky extended to the side with a tea cup on it, as well as the humorous phrase.
    "Two in the pink, one in the sink" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel of a vintage looking illustration of a smiling woman with a cup of coffee and the phrase Y si te tomas una tacita de callate a la chingada.
    "Una tacita de cállate a la chingada" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase wash your fucking hands. The text is surrounded by illustrations of flowers in the upper right and lower left of the design and dark blue squiggles in the upper left and lower right
    "Wash Your Fucking Hands" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the phrase welcome to my gay kitchen. The text fades from a peach color to blue.
    "Welcome to my gay kitchen" dishtowel
    $14.95
    Folded dishtowel with the satirical phrase Xanax it's what's for dinner. The text is surrounded by illustrations of kitchen implements in pastel colors.
    "Xanax - It's What's For Dinner" dishtowel
    $14.95