A song in honor of Bad Grandma Design’s original Wank Towel

(Sung to the tune of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”.)

Wank, Wank, Wank tea towel,
Especially for you!

Wankity, Wankity, Wankity, Wankity,
Now wipe off the goo.

The 100% cotton Wank Towel by Bad Grandma Designs. Way better than a sock, mate.