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    An ode to tasteful poultry imagery:

    From Bangkok to Plymouth Rock,
    Everyone loves a really nice cock.

    Whether you’re John Hancock or Johann Sebastian Bach,
    Everyone loves a really nice cock.

    So climb the beanstalk or even moonwalk,
    But come, get yourself a really nice cock!

     

    The Nice Cock kitchen towel, shown fold in thirds

    Bad Grandma’s 100% cotton Nice Cock kitchen towel features a vintage image of one of the nicest cocks around.