You had me at “cunty.”, a screenplay (and kitchen towel) by Bad Grandma Designs

FADE IN:

INT - NIGHT. Two people are having a heated argument.

Mama always says, Cunty is as Cunty does.

A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Ci-unty.

HEROINE strides over to EVIL VILLAIN and thwacks him in the face with what appears to be a dishtowel emblazoned with - what else - the word “Cunty”.
Hasta la vista, Cunty. There’s no Cunty in baseball.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel cunty? Well do ya punk?

HEROINE, non-plussed by EVIL VILLAIN’S challenge, continues her dishtowel-based beat down. EVIL VILLAIN COWERS.
Cunty-ki-yay, motherfucker! Nobody puts cunty in a corner.

FADE OUT.

If you, too, want a Cunty dishtowel worthy of the big screen, you can get your very own, here: CUNTY, a dishtowel by Bad Grandma Designs.