Sometimes you just don't want to swallow the woody part.
This towel is also available in a Spanish-language version, here.
- Preshrunk; 17" x 28" (approx), printed image 10.25" x 5".
- Wash cold, delicate cycle, tumble dry. Light iron if needed.
- Wash dark colors separately. Do not bleach.
- Towel made in India; printed in USA.
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