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    According to Google, hundreds of people land on this website after searching for the term “suck a dick”, seeing the name “Bad Grandma”, and clicking through.

    Son, I don’t what you’re after, but we sell housewares here. 

    Like this high-quality, 100% cotton dishtowel:

    The Suck a Dick Pickle dish towel, featured folded into thirds.

    Perhaps while you're here, you could use both hands to find a nice gift for your grandma. Just a thought, dear.

    Hugs,

    Bad Grandma

    P.S. You might be a good candidate for our lovely Jizz Towel and Wank Towel, though.