Suck a Dick Pickle, a tangy kitchen towel by Bad Grandma Designs

According to Google, hundreds of people land on this website after searching for the term “suck a dick”, seeing the name “Bad Grandma”, and clicking through.

Son, I don’t what you’re after, but we sell housewares here. 

Like this high-quality, 100% cotton dishtowel:

Perhaps while you're here, you could use both hands to find a nice gift for your grandma. Just a thought, dear.

Hugs,

Bad Grandma

P.S. You might be a good candidate for our lovely Jizz Towel and Wank Towel, though.