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    The original Jizz Towel, a dish towel by Bad Grandma Designs

    The original! The best! The jizziest! 

    Jizz. Spunk. Spooge. Pearl jam. Goop. Cock droplets. Seed. Nut. Dong water. Layonnaise. Load. Man chowder. Ready-to-eat frosting. Penis colada. Prick liquid. Instant pudding. Spoom. Weiner sauce. Spaff. Wad. Trouser gravy.

    Jizz Towel dishtowel, folded view
    The Jizz Towel, by Bad Grandma Designs

    Whatever you call it, Bad Grandma has the place to put it. Because socks are for your feet.

    Bad Grandma’s Jizz Towel is 100% cotton and fucking beautiful in your bedroom, bathroom, or wherever you might be feeling spunky. Also check out Not a Jizz Towel, Wank Towel, and Not a Wank Towel.