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    The original! The best! The jizziest! 

    Jizz. Spunk. Spooge. Pearl jam. Goop. Cock droplets. Seed. Nut. Dong water. Layonnaise. Load. Man chowder. Ready-to-eat frosting. Penis colada. Prick liquid. Instant pudding. Spoom. Weiner sauce. Spaff. Wad. Trouser gravy.

    Jizz Towel dishtowel, folded view
    The Jizz Towel, by Bad Grandma Designs

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    Bad Grandma’s Jizz Towel is 100% cotton and fucking beautiful in your bedroom, bathroom, or wherever you might be feeling spunky. Also check out Not a Jizz Towel, Wank Towel, and Not a Wank Towel.